Why are they always so terrified of hair dye?
Just watched through the latest UK youth parliament session, they seem to be Member from Essex, and they talked about the cost of the environment and how money doesn’t get us shit, great shit! https://www.youtube.com/live/5qnNCoiYmKE?t=7838
Dyed hair… ankh… fashion conscious business attire…
I for one welcome our new Goth representation in government. We need more of this.
What kind of absolute fucking loser forges their entire identity around not liking other people’s fashion choices?
Gamers
The type of authoritarian who loses his shit over dyed hair and demands it be illegal
Young person has eccentric dress sense.
Right wing chud, catatonic with rage: “WE NEED TO MAKE THIS ILLEGAL”.
i like saying that history doesn’t repeat, it rhymes…
but bloody hell, this is literally the exact same thing we get every single generation
“those young people, completely indecent, just look at the way they dress! their hair! the music they listen to! this technology they use! what will become of them. When i was young i was perfectly obedient and listened to my elders.” you could attritbute that sentence to any era of human history and you’ll be correct, literally all the way back to the beginning of written history this rings true
Socrates complained about how the youths depend on paper and books too much. And since then little has changed but the exact thing the olds complain about
I wish I could pull this look off
I bet you can!
Charlie Simp needs a nap

Internal monologue: “I’m scared of them because they are cooler than me, and maybe even smarter.”
Maybe smarter? The average one brain cell orange cat is smarter than this guy.
Psych: “Ok so you’re here because *checks notes* digestive on twitter didn’t like the outfit you wore at the Youth parliament.”
Girl: “Yes.”
Psych: “Well that’s not an illness so…”
Charlie Simp: “STOP RIGHT THERE, I SENT HER HERE SO YOU CAN FIX HER!”
Psych: “Fix her?”
Charlie Simp: “MAKE HER NORMAL!!!”
Psych: “Normal how.”
Simp: “Make her look and act like how I demand people do! You know, long hair, normal make up, normal fashion…”
Psych: “So remove all individuality from her?”
I would guess that it’s more because there are three people in the shot and they are all young women, and two of those young women look slightly different than the OP wants them to look (one has dyed hair and one has a scarf).
Y CANT THEY B MORE LIKE THAT NICE MRS THATCHER???! 🤬🤬🤬
Are you, by chance, the new Prime Minister of Japan?
Anyone have the speech that person made that has the tweeter so mad?
I’m summarising, but I bet it went along the lines of
- “be nice to people”
- “everyone deserves to live and enjoy some modern comforts”
- “maybe we shouldn’t destroy the planet we live on”
You know… Real sick shit
If you replace “woke” with “human rights”, you understand what these people are talking about.
These people hate basic human right.
They hate freedom of expression and want everyone to live how they demand.
Literally these people think freedom of expression equals with buying Levis jeans and Adidas shoes, because they heard they were hard to come by in the Soviet Bloc.
Tweet by Charlie Simp, huh?🤔
Puts a celery leaf under their poppy, I understood that reference
ELI5 👉👈









