Who does this? The condiments would be gone half way through this way. You gotta get them down the sides.
I always use a syringe to get the condiments into the doggo
What do you mean “gone half way through”?
It’s simply there, and then it isn’t. There is no intermediary state.
How many dogs do you eat a year would you say?
Hot or regular?
The ones that can disappear from sight if left alone at a picnic.
You know the ones you don’t want to step on barefoot.
you’re supposed to eat a hotdog end to end, you weirdo
I mean, yeah, you eat both ends. From the top down, though.
Try that but with proper mustard https://tracklementsglobal.com/us/product/strong-english-mustard/
Recent French’s convert. I love me some stone ground!
You put it on top so that the flavor of the condiments doesn’t overpower each bite.
If you put it on top, condiments is all you’d taste for the first few bites, then it would just be a plain dog the rest of the way. Why would anyone do that?
How are you getting plain dog after first few bites? I’m picturing you eating a hot dog like corn on the cob
Top down, like everyone else. How do you eat them?
You deep throat that thing like God intended.
Then unless you’re looking for lube, between the bun and dog is superior. Other than sauerkraut, I put so much on that it’s would just turn into an open face sandwich, which tbf it still kinda is.
Those aren’t mutually exclusive
You put mustard on top and then spin the hotdog do the mustard is applied 360° and doesnt get all over you while you eat it.
This sounds promising, but how do you spin the dog when it is hot? Do you have some sort of dog rotation apparatus?
Use a napkin or suffer a minor finger burn. Worth it for the outcome.
Chef callouses ftw
I knew all my masturbation would lead to greatness someday!
This is The Way
Sgt chowdown doesn’t appreciate this post.
I like how he’s delicately cradling the
ballsbunDishonorable discharge for Sgt Chowchow
ITT: I cannot believe the debate over hot dog size, bun size, and condiment application, lol.
And what’s the deal with hot dogs coming in packs of 6, and buns in 8? Atleast if it was the other way around, we could shove’em up our asses and call it a day. Laugh track, followed by stupid Seinfeld jingle
I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S NOT BRATWURST
this dude eating hotdogs like corn on the cob?
Op used ragebait. It was highly effective.
What is wrong with you?
Can’t say for sure, I don’t have an official diagnosis so far.
Absolutely cursed image. I’m dying.
Do you eat your hot dogs from the top down like a lunatic?
No, I eat them
tootop down like a normal person. How do you eat them?I eat them three down.
Sorry, corrected.
I said what I said.
My four yr old eats hotdogs like this except he starts on a bread side in the middle
Good man.
Mustard belongs in the trash. Hotdogs belong with jesus.
Are you suggesting Jesus belongs in the trash?
Are you trying to put Jesus in my mouth?
Open your
heartmouth and let Jesus come inside you. 😌
Cause those dogs were bred for show.
OP is the type of guy who takes a shit and stands up to wipe his ass.
I actually do this now because wiping my ass on the toilet gave me a herniated disc. The standing up is way more forgiving to the spine.
We are the 25%
Sometimes my back hurts to twist. So it’s either that with the football hike, or shower. And work doesn’t have a shower.
OP thinks his farts don’t smell if he can’t smell them.
Sir this is not a Wendy’s
How dare they want to do a good job wiping
Yeah hi I make hotdogs as a job, instructions say all sauces on top. You want it changed, go fight corporate.
Fine, fine, I’ll fight them. We using gloves or bare knuckles?
If it’s corporate, use brass knuckles!
Sock 'Em Boppers!
