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White text on black background that reads “i wonder if all of this is happening because i opened that umbrella inside my house that one time.”
I made fun of my ex-wife over that broken mirror… and freaking out over dumping out the salt… and…
Unironically me.
Nope, it’s because we shot that gorilla.
This is when the timelines diverged and sent us to this place.
I dunno, did you hear about the weasel that shut down the Hadron Collider?
How I feel when I join something or start using a thing and shortly after, the group disbands or the thing enshittifies.
Must be me. My bad. I really gotta stop doing things.
Felt that
Wonder no longer, the answer is yes! You doomed us all.
YOU OPENED AN UMBRELLA INSIDE A HOUSE!!!
I thought it was safe, it was raining indoors.
You’ve doomed us all!
I cracked a mirror five years ago, but it didn’t come off the wall. I thought it didn’t count.
I walk under ladders quite a bit at work, perhaps I should stop that.
You bastard
