• F/15/Cali@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
    32·
    9 hours ago

    His arms are incredibly uneven, I can tell you with near-prophetic clarity which hand this man jorks it with. What an embarrassing revelation for this dildo enthusiast

    • rumschlumpel@feddit.org
      5·
      8 hours ago

      “you jerk with your left hand” wow, such embarassing. What will the neighbors think??

      Honestly I’d need to see them in the same position anyway. Angles can be wildly deceiving for arms.

      • F/15/Cali@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
        10·
        8 hours ago

        I know, right? I’ve messaged his boss on LinkedIn to tell him and we’ve bonded over the whole mortifying ordeal. I’m pretty sure his boss jerks it with his right. Soon I’ll have reached the top of his organization, and then the world. Society’s thirst for masturbation gossip is nearly unquenchable, but my reservoir runneth over

    • ByteJunk@lemmy.world
      1·
      5 hours ago

      What are you talking about, what’s a dildo? That’s mom’s figurine collection, she likes them very much and plays with them all the time.