How can you say you love her if you won’t even eat her poop?
As an American, we already have that… It’s called Hershey’s.
So uh, can someone explain why I am seeing carrots and not cocoa bean plants? Maybe my eyes are shit
Aren’t there already coffee beans that wild cats shit out whole and they sell for a premium and they’re like, incredible?
They were considered premium, but the way they’re produced is horribly unethical, even by coffee sourcing standards. The novelty was the fermentation that the beans would undergo after being eaten, and producers are now doing far more controlled fermentations on beans to get some insane flavors. They’re still a premium, but if you’re ever in the mood for something a little funky, you should look for an anaerobic fermentation or a co-ferment from a local roaster.
Articles I’ve read mention that it tends to taste pretty bad, basically an earthy, watered down type of taste.
Yeah they’re pretty expensive but apparently quite good. They force feed the cats as much of the stuff as they can to get the highest output keeping them in tiny cages and poorly fed (they can’t properly digest the beans and get as little food as can be given to ensure max output)
Awful stuff really

I would pick the chocolate that tastes like shit. I would rather not end up with illnesses.

So if you made this out of Hershey’s, it’d be both?
A shit that tastes like chocolate that tastes like shit?
If your shit tastes like chocolate, please see a doctor
It doesn’t matter, what matters is whether we’re including the past in the change, and whether it’s just our shit or all creatures.
Shit tastes like chocolate?
Include the past and we evolve to not like the taste of chocolate. Chocolate is never invented.
Chocolate tastes like shit?
Chocolate is likely never invented/popularised.
Ah yes. The classic Grower / Shower Paradox, illustrated.
¿Por qué no ninguno de los dos?
Sometimes in life you got to make a choice, my son.
Now, choose wisely.
I’ll take the 100% dark cocoa. It might taste like shit to you but I can make hot cocoa.
Hot dark shit






