I’m waiting to see how SNL makes fun of this. It already feels like satire.
I want them to 1 for 1 recreate the scene. No changes.
I’m having a hard time identifying which one of them is more dumb. The first dumbass which thinks somebody cares what football CEO has to say in peace prize nomination, the second dumbass which thinks football CEO’s peace prize is legit or fist the dumbass which thinks that second dumbass is dumb enough to believe that it’s legit.
I’ll should ask my pals to inaugurate me as humanity’s most seductive eyebrows holder of the history. They should establish international community of holy drunks of the John Paul the 2nd street, though.
The first guy may be a dumbass but not because of this. FIFA is nothing if not corrupt and this is 100% greasing palms for Trump. They give him a huge ego boost to hopefully chill it on trying to move games or doing something insane during the World Cup.
Like think of the logistic nightmare if he decides LA cant have a game and tries to move it to Kansas or Nebraska because they are good white christian areas with fewer brown people.
Okay but how is this ego boost if everyone knows it’s just greasing.
I mean, imagine you lost competition and started crying about it like a baby. Now someone comes in and gives you a medal from plastic for “doing great job” just to make you behave. Wouldn’t you look pathetic and not offensive to you?
Next is me who wins and I’ll put that on my LinkedIn resume. This will elevate my chances overall…
No way this is real. I had to search for it in ddg. Oh my god. I got the biggest cringe attack I’ve ever had in this year so far. FIFA is really a professional bootlicker.
You had to search for it in Dashcam Drivers Germany?
It’s a piece prize. In remembrance of all the pieces of Venezuelan civilians he’s filled the Caribbean with.
It’s the same thing you do with a 5 year old, when he’s upset about not winning. Have your own “prize” at home.
Aye, the participation medal the conservatives always cry about
Well if there is a person more corrupt than Trump it’s definitely Infantino.
Probably because it just happened. The president of FIFA made up this “prize” to kiss Trump’s ass.
And now he wants the NFL to stop using the word football.
This sounds entirely reasonable. American rugby is a much better name.
Peace Participation Prize
Does he even qualify for that?
The minimum qualification should be not having killed anyone
Not a fat Cheeto chance
And thus ended the soccer wars, just like that.
It started the football wars though
So have all the soccer hooligans made up then?
“Inaugural” … more like “First and only”
Not true. No where did it say Trump can’t win for the next 3 years.
Textbook shakedown. He’ll not invade Greenland, Panama or Canada as long as he keeps getting the prize every year.
I’m going to give the fifa peace prize the same amount of respect I’d give a Nobel football world cup. Less even.
Also known as the 1st International FIFA Licka U Ass Prize
LUAP. That’s the sound the FIFA tongue makes passing over Trump churro cutter.
The bribery bauble
“President of peace!” 🫲🍊🫱 “I’m starting a war with Venezuela!” “Who’s still talking about Jeff’s Epstein?” “I’m sending the troops!”
