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Yes, and it will finally give you the confidence you needed to start wearing more red to cover up all of your wine stains. 10% sneaks up on you

Ew, you could get so many more tannins and calories out of box wine sangria for a quarter the price.

You’re welcome and/or sorry!

I know, right? I’ve messaged his boss on LinkedIn to tell him and we’ve bonded over the whole mortifying ordeal. I’m pretty sure his boss jerks it with his right. Soon I’ll have reached the top of his organization, and then the world. Society’s thirst for masturbation gossip is nearly unquenchable, but my reservoir runneth over

I figured it was something silly like that. I just can’t help but make that joke at every time I can. I hope you also got a little kick out of it!

Whoa, you can’t just sling hard Rs and Fs like that. What the hell, man? (They deleted their comment before I saw it and this is 100% a joke at their expense, I have no clue what they actually wrote. Lemmy should probably remove comments, rather than swapping the contents of the comment for “deleted by creator”)

Edit: or disable replies on deleted comments. It’s pretty easy to mess with people, as things currently are

His arms are incredibly uneven, I can tell you with near-prophetic clarity which hand this man jorks it with. What an embarrassing revelation for this dildo enthusiast

Rorschach is such a fun character. Both a symbol and a piece of a profoundly broken world. Morally repugnant and utterly devoid of sense of self. A machine destroying itself as both a matter of purpose and function. Over the top, but terribly human.

A long series of character flaws masquerading as not just a person, but a hero. He’s trauma personified. Were the watchmen world to become a utopia, he’d either become a villain or permanently inert.

Very fun to model a murder hobo in dnd after this murder hobo. Very fun and… brief. Usually.

Only the bit where he starts indiscriminately petting pussy

You don’t remember the scene where Simon Pegg breaks character by slurredly shouting his name, equipping a strap-on onto a confused bystander, and riding him for two and a half hours while whispering his own name? _{Simon Pegg Simon Pegg Simon} Ungh _{Pegg Simon Pegg Simon Pegg Simon Pegg Shimon Pegg Simon Pegg}

Yeah, I was racking my brain to find a major movie filmed in the last decade without digital effects so that I could induce a recognition of the passage of time, and I couldn’t manage it. Covid started more than half a decade ago, and modern movies rarely use solely practical effects

Ugh, it hurt reading as much as I did. It was just so dumb

What has the times done in particular?

Pretty sure it’s unrelated, but are the green and orange face colors related to anything other than character differentiation? Not political compass directions, or anything?