So satisfactory is real life?

Supply side Jesus?

He is an Afghan immigrant that the first trump administration accepted into the US.

I can’t believe homophobes think that washing their asses makes them gay. I think they are already there before stepping in the shower. Narnia is where they hang out.

“Keep sucking straight boy…”;is what is heard on grindr daily.

State capitalists usually say that so they keep control of power.

Do you know where apples come from?

Washing your ass is also gay.

Um, there is no pussy eating on grindr.

What about the bacteria in the towel?

If you are using certain sections of a towel specifically for certain body parts, you dont know what germ theory is.

They always dry their ovaries first.

Option? More like reality, no? I don’t think sexuality and identity are options, do you?