EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES

negative brain: just stand and accept fate’s golden stream pouring down your leg
small brain: pull skin and aim
normal brain: pee sitting down so you don’t piss yourself
big brain: also watch how it’s hanging
megabrain: cut off balls so you can see better how to aim
gigabrain: all out bottom surgery just so you can pee in peace

Happy slay :3 that rocks! you must be so much happier.

Where’d the “an hero” for

even come from?

as a normal and functioning person, i prefer liberty over capitalism (since the latter always eventually seeks to silence those who strive for labour rights).

just ask anarchist and council communists, they want a society without greed and without authoritarianism. e.g. through decentralisation, unionisation, and fully worker-owned co-operatives.

That is: a workplace without greedy CEOs. and also ideally, a gift economy wherein abundant and rationed by need wherein non-abundant.

And this is why it’s important to vote for socialist and communist parties, folks. They actually fight for your labour rights!

evade thousands of taxes police: “perfectly fine”

be a normal citizen protesting police
get beaten up

curious what capitalism does

instruction unclear, only got estrogen and coffee. what do?