So this is what he meant by buttery males…

Maybe he’s just angry that Bubba hit it and quit it.

2. Draw the rest of the fucking owl

If this is true it will be the funniest goddamn thing in US history.

It would almost make Trump’s political career worth it.

Unethical mostly because lying bad. Lying to medical professionals bad and dumb.

I only did it like twice. I floss regularly now.

Is there actually a plan to get a ruling without precluding all their gerrymandering power grabs? Or are they just going by the seat of their pants?

Unethical lifehack: if you start flossing every day about a week before your appointment, you’ll be indistinguishable from someone who actually flosses regularly.

“It’s not like it was an 8-year old”

• Megyn Kelly

Round off the edges and I might actually start to like it. Looking like it was a school project is probably the only charm they can hope for.

I wonder if I’m even capable of being so dedicated to someone that I’d become such a gross fucking weirdo to defend them.

I heard it from Coffeezilla. I think he’s trustworthy, but I haven’t seen the unredacted copy myself.

This isn’t exactly a slam dunk, unfortunately. House Republicans released the further unredacted copy of the emails, revealing the unnamed victim was Virginia Giuffre, who explicitly said she never saw Trump do anything. I still think he’s a pedo, but Republicans have a rebuttal for this particular thing.

Of all the guns, this is one of the smokingest.

When they’re AI generated, they’re not bitches, they’re waifus.

For only 240 extra months!

The ego on these people, calling themselves Christians but thinking God needs their help for his plans.

I played so much Runescape on that keyboard. The actual old school Runescape, where your character was a shitty little sprite.

Is that a motherfuckin Compaq Presario 5000 keyboard?