Dharma Curious (he/him)

I’m fairly certain the Weyouns are the Janets. Kai Winn is the judge

Just get the magnets wet and they won’t work

My answering machine script is:

Hi, this is [DharmaCurious], I’m calling about [reason]. My number is 123.456.7890, again, that’s 123…456…7890. if someone could call me back, I’d appreciate it. If you’re able, texting is a much more reliable way of getting ahold of me. Thank you, and have a great day

I also over pronounce the numbers on the second read through. Like hitting the T hard in Two, a bit like military radio when they do numbers. I just don’t say fife for five or zip for zero like they do sometimes.

First time it’s pronounced normally, second time it’s elongated and over enunciated. That way they hear it normal and probably get it, and then there’s clarification if they missed something. I’ll shuffle it around a bit if the reason I’m calling is complicated, and I’ll leave the number first before the reason, so they don’t have to listen through the whole thing again if they need to replay it and hear the number again.

You say that, but if the alternative is a completely paralyzed body stuck in a bed 24/7, with sores on your back, ass, and thighs, and no recourse? I’d take rectal itch and tooth rot. If I can afford a brain transplant in the US healthcare system, I can afford dentures and a calamine enema

Skin flute

As with any business, repeat customers are key

After 12 years in prison, dude probably has nothing left. Family spent everything to make sure he could be inflatedly expensive socks and toothbrushes that the bristles don’t fall out of and get stuck in your teeth. I hope he can get back on his feet with whatever the 50% is