fluorine does not enjoy being pinned on things and if you make it angry enough it’ll catch on fire

a heterocycle, being an energy dense hydrocarbon, is an unfun thing to have near angry fluoride

i had no idea they were long bois

“pin the fluorine on the heterocycle” ooh my favorite party game

not at the same time (that would fucking rule though)! basically it has 2 lids, a pressure cooking one, and one with a heating element and fan in the top for convection. between those two lids it also has fermentation incubation, broiling, dehydrating, slow cooking, steaming, air frying (convection baking but it runs the fan fastest), and sear/sautéing (no lid) functions

Ninja Foodi combination pressure cooker and convection oven. It also incubates yogurt. Fucking love that thing

it’s referencing an obscure tshirt maker software from the 2000’s + a guy editing the default caption to be funnier

oh man I’ve heard of the starseed people yeah. they remind me of scientologists

I didn’t want it to come off that way I’m not affiliated with Planet Clue I just like the shirt ;_;

i mean i recently did a contract gig updating a 6 year old legacy codebase in a language I’ve never used

oh also I’ve barely coded anything in my life

you guessed it, i used an LLM (as the contracter requested, but still…) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

so i keep waffling between “my (then) undiagnosed ADHD would have stunted my CS learning hard enough that I’d barely be any more knowledgeable than I am now anyway” and “despite it being a terrible fucking idea companies are going to try their damnedest to replace all software engineering with vibe coding”

so i end up back at “at least i have a degree in pipetting and can go get a $20/hr job moving small volumes of liquid back and forth until pipetting robots become cheaper than me”

it’s so green!

me and the other monsterfuckers:

*sigh* why the fuck didn’t I major in CS!?

90% of the time i take a nap i do not wake up feeling less tired

your paycheck is $5000 because you know COBOL

teleport the poo right outta your colon

be easily compressed

genuinely (and also ulterior-motive-ly) thank you 🥹🫡

TIL:

1. someone coined a name for my extremely specific kink
2. it’s not even the text editor or IDE i like >:(

you’d think this kink would make my dating life easy but I’m a lesbian and there’s still a giant gender gap in coding
(╯°□°）╯︵┻━┻

you’re telling me the opening sequence of Beauty and the Beast is culturally accurate!?