Bold of you to assume Hilary is capable of feel.

Oh damn. It’s still very early but you win the internet for today.

Probably “look like a 12 year old to your average person but perfectly fuckable to the GOP.”

A message to Tiny’s parents: It’s never too late.

Let’s see if Rage Against the Machine could do a reunion concert in NYC on whatever date that was. That might be one of the only chances we’d have of getting them back together.

Bankruptcy is the one thing he has excelled at in life.