I thought it was going to be this but yours is good too.

Can we start a rumor that Antifa is exchanging secrets using QR codes or NFC or something? Honestly, I kinda just feel like that’s the kinda of nonsense the MAGA prats would guzzle down.

FFS, what’s wrong with you dumbasses? Watching YouTube on your phone or on the instrument cluster is fucking insane and you ought to be ashamed of yourself. Seriously, I don’t care if you’re joking or not, grow the fuck up.

Eye strain is no laughing matter. Use a tablet.

HELL YEAH, BROTHER, I’M CRANKIN’ M- oh, sorry, wrong community.

Glad that this works for you, but goddamn that’s some condescending shit. Maybe I want other people in my household - people who don’t give a shit about VLANs or Docker or transparent terminal windows - the ability to browse and watch content on their TVs and tablets with an easy interface that doesn’t require them to learn some specific incantations and a bunch of file paths? Fuck it, may after a long day I just want to crash on the sofa and watch Bojack Horseman without having to get two knuckles deep in an SSH session? Again, glad it works for you but holy shit your manner is tone-deaf.

I always keep my cars spotless. Slightly scented, never more than a little dusty, some dirt on the carpets but nothing more.

Now my home, on the other hand. That’s a fucking pigsty.