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Cake day: June 20th, 2023

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  • Director: Blue, I need you to work on a patch for the suspension barrier, it seems to have a memory leak.

    Blue: I could if I wasn’t allocating so much time to holding together a patchy framework, if I drop it now the whole system will break, what we need to do is re-build the entire thing from scratch in a new entirely blue framework, if we did that we wouldn’t have to allocate so many resources to patch work.

    Director: that sounds like it would cost money…

    Blue: it would now but in the future it would save us so much more.

    Director: couldn’t you just work harder for less pay?

    Blue: no I literally couldn’t.

    Director: Green seems to be holding it together well.

    Blue: that is because Green is at the bottom of the stack, he doesn’t have to deal with it he makes it our problem.

    Director: I don’t know, sounds like a skill issue to me, no vacation time until it’s fixed.

    Blue: Like I even get a vacation anyway.