Hey, now. I’ve known some downright lovely rats, but in all my years I’ve yet to meet even a momentarily congenial Canada Goose. 🤌🏼
Truly, the only thing keeping them from being eaten ad ultimum just to shut them TFU (so delicious) are the steep fines against it. I mean, hell; were I ever to have “fuck you” money, that’s where at least some of it would go: oopsie, your Honor, didn’t mean to make that fucking asshole into a gourmet meal for 6, my bad. 🤷🏼♂️
Rats with wings
Hey, now. I’ve known some downright lovely rats, but in all my years I’ve yet to meet even a momentarily congenial Canada Goose. 🤌🏼
Truly, the only thing keeping them from being eaten ad ultimum just to shut them TFU (so delicious) are the steep fines against it. I mean, hell; were I ever to have “fuck you” money, that’s where at least some of it would go: oopsie, your Honor, didn’t mean to make that fucking asshole into a gourmet meal for 6, my bad. 🤷🏼♂️
throws down beer bottle
You got a problem with Canada Goose, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that marinate!
For at least 6hrs, and preferably in a nice low-tannin red with some thyme and garlic.