Whenever I’m driving, I appreciate a good traffic delay, as long as it doesn’t make me late. I tend to leave at a time where I’ll be 20 minutes early if I need to be somewhere, so a modest delay for traffic just adds some extra excitement to my day. I love examining the traffic shockwaves caused by road work and such as well. I look forward to my morning traffic now that a road I drive on is a work zone.
Additionally, traffic is just super cool and human. Its the perfect balance between predictable and unpredictable. Also when I’m in really dense traffic I enjoy hanging out with all the other cars too, like I have some (very temporary) friends. and when I exit the highway, I always tell the traffic still on it “goodbye, have a nice day!” even though they can’t hear me
lastly, when I get somewhere on time despite the traffic, it feels so good. It energizes me and makes me feel like I’ve gone on a grand adventure. Sometimes I’ll even take detours through the gravel county roads and such and that makes for quite a wild adventure as these often get backed up as well when others have the same idea as me.
edit: by within reason I mean like a 10-30 minute delay. Additionally, I’m not a huge fan of congestion on roads with traffic signals, but on the motorway where we’re all going 5-20 mph consistently its fun


I think you need to see a therapist. Tell them you like traffic, they’ll know what to do with you