Identifying as female comes with a free opt-out from defecation, don’t you know?
No shit?
None
That’s true. Ladies neither poop nor shit
There’s some videos I can’t send you links.
I don’t want these videos anyway
None of us did, I got accused with it way back at a LAN party, were we all still had CRT screens. Never saw it again, but it’s still burned into my memory.
Wow… an actual shitpost
And then after you’re done messing around, get yourself a REAL Jersey Flirt Who Hershey Squirts and finally settle down.
What the fuck did I just read…
Wow… I’ve lived such a sheltered life with continent partners…
I was fucking a girl in the ass once and a hard chunk of shit fell onto the floor.
I had no idea what to do, and I kind of panicked and just kind of kicked it under her bed and kept going. I figured that was the best possible outcome for all involved.
We weren’t together for that long. I do wonder when or if she found it.
