My mom smiling at everyone as we walk into church immediately after she bent me over her knee in the parking lot for saying I didn’t want to go to church.
It just occurred to me that I’m saying the same thing as OP. We were victims of cultists.
Christianity is the religion of peace!
Christians love their child abuse.
The bible advocates beating children, so she’s on point…
Ah, the good old days of browsing the Landover Baptist Church website.
Where you could buy a T-shirt that reads: “STONE DISOBEDIENT CHILDREN.”
I’m sure that would work, but giving weed to people who are still developing is not acceptable, even for religious purposes.
I think they meant having rocks thrown at you. Not to be confused with weed, though having rocks thrown at you will also fuck you up.



