• aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    12 days ago

    My mom smiling at everyone as we walk into church immediately after she bent me over her knee in the parking lot for saying I didn’t want to go to church.

    It just occurred to me that I’m saying the same thing as OP. We were victims of cultists.

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      12 days ago

      Ah, the good old days of browsing the Landover Baptist Church website.

      Where you could buy a T-shirt that reads: “STONE DISOBEDIENT CHILDREN.”

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        12 days ago

        I’m sure that would work, but giving weed to people who are still developing is not acceptable, even for religious purposes.

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          12 days ago

          I think they meant having rocks thrown at you. Not to be confused with weed, though having rocks thrown at you will also fuck you up.