Lostrich.

How do they know this? How can you tell what an ostrich is thinking, because every interaction I’ve ever had with an ostrich, which is admittedly is limited, has always led me to believe that thinking is not something they do an awful lot of. Mindlessly attacking everyone insight is more their modus operandi

Ostritches are also some of the most aggressive shits on the planet. They also might be the most deadly.

My grandfather had ostrich farm, the ostrich would o ly tolerate him if he wore very specific hat. No one else could get near him.