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baggachipz@sh.itjust.works to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

If cigarettes are called "cancer sticks", then cigars are "cancer logs".

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If cigarettes are called "cancer sticks", then cigars are "cancer logs".

baggachipz@sh.itjust.works to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • Darkcoffee@sh.itjust.works
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    Finally a proper shower thought.

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      They seem to be extremely rare here

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  • 𝙻𝚘𝚗𝚐𝙼𝚊𝚌𝚃𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍𝚄𝚙@aussie.zone
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    Vaping could be cancer fog

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      Cancer box

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    You don’t want to sell me death sticks, you want to go home and rethink your life.

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    22 hours ago

    Pipes are cancer loop de loops.

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    Snuff is cancer dust.

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      New band name

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    Not according to George Carlin.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. But sometimes a cigar is a BIG BROWN COCK AND YOU’RE SUCKING ON THE WET END OF IT!”

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        Trumps favorite

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    Cancer Glizzy

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    Cigarettes are more of a twig. Cigars would be sticks.

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      Go make your own shower thought

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        why not make one together? ;)

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          My cancer log isn’t very impressive, but I’m down for it

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    What’s chewing tobacco, then?

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      Cancer mulch

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