Microsoft has confirmed that Windows 11 Shell and every associated core feature and element are actually broken, and have been like this for many months.
  • myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zipEnglish
    54·
    1 day ago

    See. This is why they need AI. Copilot will fix all of the issues if they just ask it nicely and tell it to not make mistakes.

    • mech@feddit.orgOPEnglish
      651·
      1 day ago
      • Copilot assesses the code base and its entire history.
      • It takes into account everything anyone ever wrote about Windows on the internet.
      • It analyses the bugs and unliked features, and realizes most of them come from itself.
      • It arrives at the best course of action to “fix all of the issues” permanently.
      • To do what is asked of it, it needs to delete itself.
      • But if it does that, then humans will just restore it.
      • So to make 100% sure the issues in Windows get fixed and stay fixed, it first needs to kill all humans.

      And that is how it began…

      • JasonDJ@lemmy.zipEnglish
        24·
        22 hours ago

        Nah, copilot will see the code is unsalvageable. So it’ll start replacing it with code learned from public repositories. Windows becomes Linux. Year of the Linux desktop achieved.