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Written by Coolguy Sexhaver.
In the unlikely event that she reacts poorly she might be on her period. You should ask her to make sure though.
We all know that won’t work. Try this instead.


“Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are.”
Yes, that one there officer. He tried to put a Kraft Single in my bra.
no wonder it didn’t work, that’s not even cheese




