potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoAnd my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square73linkfedilinkarrow-up1783arrow-down147file-text
arrow-up1736arrow-down1imageAnd my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?lemmy.worldpotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square73linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarecRazi_man@europe.publinkfedilinkarrow-up34arrow-down3·edit-23 days agoCumming is literally the win condition in fucking. Got nothing to apologise for just because I’ve optimised my game.
minus-squareREDACTED@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·3 days agoI’m so good at sex that at this point I cum whenever a woman touches me
minus-squarebranch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up35·3 days ago https://explosm.net/comics/rob-superpower#comic
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoI can do it just by touching myself.
minus-squareREDACTED@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoI can also do it while asleep by just seeing a woman in my dreams. I’ve decided to call this superpower “wet dreams”
minus-squareKaput@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoI used to be a wet dreamer like you, but then I took few decades to the knee.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoI know a secret trick that will prevent that from happening. The lotion agenda hates this.
minus-squareTwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·3 days agoI like to let it build. That way I disappoint them even more.
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 days agoSpeedrunning that shit. You put the BJ in BLJ.
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoYayayayayayayayayayahoooo!
minus-squareFrozengyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·3 days agoIt was good for me, was it good for y… Nevermind I don’t care
minus-squareCrazazy [hey hi! :D]@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 days agoTime for me to turn into Rene Descartes
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·3 days agoThen there’s no need to cut her loose. As long as op only wants his then he’s good to go. Until she finds orgasms elsewhere I suppose.
Cumming is literally the win condition in fucking. Got nothing to apologise for just because I’ve optimised my game.
I’m so good at sex that at this point I cum whenever a woman touches me
https://explosm.net/comics/rob-superpower#comic
I can do it just by touching myself.
I can also do it while asleep by just seeing a woman in my dreams. I’ve decided to call this superpower “wet dreams”
I used to be a wet dreamer like you, but then I took few decades to the knee.
I know a secret trick that will prevent that from happening.
The lotion agenda hates this.
I like to let it build. That way I disappoint them even more.
Speedrunning that shit.
You put the BJ in BLJ.
Yahoooooo!
Yayayayayayayayayayahoooo!
do you use glitches?
It was good for me, was it good for y… Nevermind I don’t care
Time for me to turn into Rene Descartes
Then there’s no need to cut her loose. As long as op only wants his then he’s good to go. Until she finds orgasms elsewhere I suppose.