I don’t know what kind of shitty parties you’ve been to, but normally, when the piñata breaks open, everyone rushes up and gets some. It doesn’t all go to the person with the bat.
Pinata candy has never been equally distributed among all of the children, that I’ve ever seen. Sure, parents will often intervene to make sure everyone gets some, but the one who succeeds in breaking it always gets the most.
The person who breaks it open has their hands full of bat and a blindfold over their eye. Whereas the rest of the jackals children are poised to spring!
So the person who breaks the piñata usually get less, or even nothing.
I don’t know what kind of shitty parties you’ve been to, but normally, when the piñata breaks open, everyone rushes up and gets some. It doesn’t all go to the person with the bat.
Pinata candy has never been equally distributed among all of the children, that I’ve ever seen. Sure, parents will often intervene to make sure everyone gets some, but the one who succeeds in breaking it always gets the most.
And that’s my point.
I don’t think you understand how big this piñata is… there is far more than all the kiddies could eat in a lifetime.
Is someone paying you or are you this ridiculous for free?
ACKSHULLY,
The person who breaks it open has their hands full of bat and a blindfold over their eye. Whereas the rest of the
jackalschildren are poised to spring!So the person who breaks the piñata usually get less, or even nothing.
(Edit: poised, not pissed, and was missing a ~)