Transcript

A comic in four panels:

Panel 1. Wide view angle in the office of the University of Magic Headmaster. The room is filled with shelves of ancient tomes, but mainly, a carpet leading to the desk of the boss. A young gothic sorceress enters the room with determination, followed by a robotic cyber-parrot flying behind her: the Avian Intelligence bird. Detail: the boss has a AI Parrot too and seat nearby a large circular active portal. She points her finger at her AI Parrot.

Gothic Sorceress: “Headmaster, I’m requesting to opt out of the Avian Intelligence program!”

Panel 2. Shot on the desk of the Headmaster, an old wizard and his AI parrot, perched. He is deeply busy and his attention is fully absorbed on his paperwork, probably signing administrative stuff, giving a minimal attention to her.

Headmaster: “Not an option. Our investors say it’s the future of magic.”

Panel 3. The Headmaster gestures grandly at a portal nearby him, while adjusting his glasses. The circular view into another dimension reveals a distorted, broken wonderland. Twisted trees shaped like cartoon elephant, architectures of towers with faces, and weird creatures with big nose, moustache, the body of fish and long leg ending by three fingers. The atmosphere is both fascinating and deeply unsettling.

Headmaster: “See? With mine I created this world in minutes. Not perfect, lots of small bugs, but it works… mostly.”

Panel 4: The young gothic student and the Headmaster stand before the dimension. She is skeptical with her hands on her hips, while the Headmaster seems tries to justify himself while thinking about it, the hand twisting a bit of beard on his chin.

Gothic Sorceress: “It’s ugly and broken.”
Headmaster: ““Vibe spelling”, I call it.”.

source here

Open Source Comic, by David Revoy.

    • qarbone@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      37 minutes ago

      The only way to salvage it is to have the next comic criticize the name “vibe spelling” only to find out the AI-vian also suggested the name.

    • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.orgEnglish
      2·
      2 hours ago

      Vibe spelling doesn’t work. I looked up a spelling on Google and the AI contraadicted itself.

      It was in Czech but basically

      Milosrdní bratři is an organization and its name is therefore correctly spelled with a capital M and capital B. The hospital is thus called “Nemocnice Milosrdných bratří” with all words capitalized, as you can see.

      (Yes, we have different capitalization rules from English. The bold spellings are correct but don’t correspond to the “reasoning”.)

      Not to mention all of Grammarly’s brain farts like this.