• IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish
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    4 days ago

    Post butt pic

    looks at butt

    “Hey don’t look at my butt”

    Then why did you post it?

    • FatVegan@leminal.space
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      4 days ago

      I matched with a girl on tinder, she had 6 pictures, 5 of her ass in spandex and one that was a blurry tree or something. Nothing else in the profile. I wrote her “nice ass”. To which she answered: “you guys are really original, you know that?”

      Wtf else would you write someone? "I bet you have nice eyes, if i could see them.

      • Ferrous@lemmy.mlEnglish
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        4 days ago

        Damn girl, you shit with that ass?

        let me tongue punch that fart box

        i see youre a fellow arborist, what’s your favorite thing about [tree in pic]

        Or really anything other than a milquetoast expression of horniness. Could try to be funny, could try to be genuine… honestly “nice ass” is very low effort. This person is probably getting 20 of those a day. You need to stand out.