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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

The secret-keeper

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The secret-keeper

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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    Surely that depends on why they did the murder. I’m not keeping my partner out of prison if they start killing for greed or for fun, but I can also imagine situations where it’s perfectly justified.

  • the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world
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    Husband: Go ahead and dial you’ll be tried as an accomplice.

    • YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub
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      Also, do you really want to fuck with a murderer?

      • the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world
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        My spouse wouldn’t be scared in the slightest. No fucks given if they get out of doing dishes.

        • SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net
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          I mean yeah, dishes are the actual worst.

          • morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com
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            Dishes ain’t bad, you get to warm up your hands

            I guess that’s only a perk for people who run cold like me

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            No, taking out the trash is worse for me

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    Jokes on her. I wash the dishes anyways.

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      K

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    If he won’t tell then his threat of telling is fairly empty. Or else he was lying about not telling.

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