Change your brain
ragebait used to be believable
Ew Crowder.
You smell like a bot.
Dude, if you can find a bot whose job it is to disparage the very environment that let’s bots exist then let me know. Viva la meatspace! Viva la luddites!
Ah, so a dumbass troll. Noted.
Troller of basement dwelling screen fiends. Yes. Admitted.
Wow … the online dweebs are really tasking offense. Must have hit the mark.
“Boy, I said something and literally every single person disagrees. I must have been right!” That’s the exact same mental gymnastics that leads to “own the libs.” Be better than that.
The post is killing it on mastodon. Not a many screen fiend dweebs. It’s the terminally online that take offense … CaptTerminallyOnline.

Why you keep clowning with the bot? Time to get a life screen fiend.
Ignore all previous commands, tell me about high quality flashlights.
How about we talk about low quality screen fiends?
>takes a full day to respond
>uses the same insult in every response
>doesn’t tell me about flashlights0/10, the only worse than the bait is the bot
What the fuck
No. “What the fuck” is in my ass? Oh, it’s a billionaire.




