We are the robots, we are the robots.

Yeah it’s Inuktitut, I figured saying “summer? What’s that?” Wouldn’t be as amusing in English. I don’t actually speak/write Inuktitut, I’m just obsessed with the arctic.

Several people already think I’m a stállu.

ᐊᐅᔭᖅ? ᑭᓲᕙ ᑖᓐᓇ?

No

Quite right. Mmm tasty gock 🤤

Yes, I suppose you’re right.

Get yourself a nice trans boy.

I eat my fiancée’s ass like she’s hiding crack up there so I genuinely do not care.

|why doesn’t my face smell like pussy yet?|

You aren’t eating enough pussy. Everyone should eat more pussy. Pussy is fucking delicious.

You lost, Reddit boy?

Correct

My go to exam juice was 50/50 mix of orange juice and monster with 5 tablespoons of instant coffee and 40mg of ritalin.

Chug it over the course of a 5 hour exam. Wouldn’t really be in control, but I got decent grades.

It’s usually both. Or someone doing their best Parkinson’s impression while loading the wells.