Berttheduck

I mean have you ever “seen” a purple Ork?

I don’t miss anything about the town I grew up in. It was full of chavs(who hated the fat nerd), had no entertainment options (the high street was banks and betting shops), very white and racist, 45 minute bus trip to the nearest cinema and the only thing it was known for was having a very high rate of teenage pregnancy.

I even lived there for a while after I came back from uni and tried really hard to keep in touch with my school friends but nobody made an effort.

Where I live now is much better.

I have a grandfather clock I inherited from my uncle after he died. It’s a beautiful piece and reminds me of the good times I had with him every time I hear it chime.