JackbyDev

Super powers are already an infinite glitch. Theyre supernatural so are inherently glitches. Things like flight, like super man flight, generally don’t take effort from the user so already break thermodynamics in small ways. But if you’re breaking a law of nature at all you’re already going infinite.

Imagine you have a bunch of people with this style of flight. Imagine a sort of ski lift device but unpowered. Have them fly to the top and ride it down. Because no weight is going up, only down, the ski lift doesn’t need to be powered. Additionally, because it doesn’t take power (food) for people to fly up, then you get free energy extracted at the bottom.

Congratulations, you have created a perpetual energy device with a single super power.

I’m zeroing in on a better method. I think “I no longer want this job and have accepted another. I am ineligible to work in this country. I am a felon.” seems like a pretty good.

If I’m genuinely speed running this and don’t have consequences is probably drop slurs followed by multiple, conflicting extreme political opinions involving violence and the like. The goal is that even if you find a racist who is excited about your slurs you can hit 'em with extreme progressive takes like “kill all men” or something.

Worst case, after saying a bunch of bad things and conflicting opinions they’ll probably still just think you’re odd.

A better but boring answer, just say “nevermind, I don’t want this job” first thing. lol.

Prefer Privacy Badger over Ghostery. It’s been a while but my understanding is Ghostery sells some data about your data blocking habits. I switched like 8 years ago so I don’t remember the details. It’s made by the EFF which is a very good organization.

It’s so annoying having to tell every site every time that I don’t want cookies. Shouldn’t it remember? Isn’t there a way to save a small amount of data client side and send it with the request? That sounds like a good idea. I don’t see it going badly.

Me: “I am going to the grocery store.”

Google: “Groceries, go go go!”

Me: “I’ve bought groceries.”

Google: “Another win!”

Kiss me within 2 standard deviations, baby

I think the same about the sandwich company that asked people to share how they “top their subs”.

If I need to count higher than 25ish I need to use something better than my hands. I know I can use binary but it’s too much effort. I just count sets of five on one hand and the partial sets on the other.

Billionaires aren’t your friends. Corporations aren’t your friends.

The most generous thing I can think is that facial structure is not a protected class in the US so they’re saying it’s technically okay to descriminate against.

The church i went to growing up taught that it’s supposed to be unleavened bread, meaning it has no yeast. I’m not sure if that’s strictly biblical or not though. It represented that Jesus was without sin. I guess yeast is evil or something lol.

Everything is a rectangle now 😭

It exists but you need to have an amateur radio license to do it legally. https://www.hamtv.com/ Long story short, some of the frequencies from analog television are now allocated for amateur radio use, so you can use that with little extra equipment.

“I want what steam is making but I’m not willing to improve service OR charge less!”

It’s fucking wild. Like, I love Steam, don’t get me wrong, but holy shit just suck less (edit: than other stores do) and charge less (edit: of devs) and you could gobble up a lot of that market share. But none of them do.

No, you’re thinking of median. The meridiem is a small sum of money you get for a day’s expenses, typically from an employer when traveling.

I think most of the people who thought it was real were probably teenagers. But either way, it was still an iconic first, with or without the “that people thought was real” clause.

I don’t know what to tell you. Multiple sites and services asked if I wanted to set up a passkey, every time I got prompted to plug my phone in via USB, and nothing happened when I did. At no point in the process did it give me a QR code or ask me if I wanted to set one up through a password manager instead of a phone. I didn’t do anything special or incorrect. I followed the normal prompts they gave me.

Jurassic Park comes to mind. The scene with the raptors in the kitchen uses a mix of puppets and CGI.