Like it or not, this country is a shitpost

Our president sucked off Bill Clinton and/or a horse. How is that not shitpost worthy?

Yes. Everyone else here is perfectly normal

I hate getting splashed with a poodle. Takes forever to get the blood and fur out of my hair

Show up naked and shit on the receptionist

Oh fuck that took me a second

There are several Lemmy apps. Which one?

its definitely true i saw it on the internet

Pay off my credit card and then that guy’s mortgage

As a jaded dumdum, that is exactly how I get through my day