Well I like tuna, so carry on w them good vibes.

Nanoo nano, gimme milk

Do you know what fun is op? Ill try to enlighten you.

What’s the difference between 5 black guys and a joke…you can’t take a joke.

Nah I take a lot of metamucil this time of year. Comes out like bricks.

I’ve said it before and ill say it again. Once your poop hits the inside of my toilet bowl, its my property.

The flush doesnt take it where you think it does.

That’s ridiculous, Americans aren’t homophobic…unless the wnba comes up.

This is attention capture tactics.

Get all eyes on taco bell menu, so we forget what really matters…

…what happened to the “yo quiero taco bell” dog?

Or a dick, apparently.

Fuxk no. This robs soil and nutrients from the soil and its ecosystem.

Im a master gardener and I mulch my leaves then leave them on my turf grass.

You are a horrible person if you’re on twitter and use it regularly.

See, the thing is, once you eat the one percent, the bottom eighty percent want to eat.The top twenty percent and the bottom seventy percent want to eat.The top thirty percent.And then we just become the human centipede

We old. We remember the impact, the cultural shift…of the ninja turtle.

His popularity soared higher, the lower his pants went. I seen it.

And he won against congress in that impeachment.

I have this thought often, what if instead of football and baseball we got around to watch a team if engineers do cool science shit for the season.

Jet pack cyber dogs can play capture the flag, recreation of midway w drones replacing fighter planes, pizza deliver drones that fly so high entry warms your pie.

Just saying paying men to move ball ain’t for me…so I wanna see your money and support go to something I think cool.

Come human centipede my butt and ill prove it.

You know the ones you don’t want to step on barefoot.

The ones that can disappear from sight if left alone at a picnic.

I only fart when I really got a s***. Anyone else here??

Stop trying to make Trans stuff important. We already goon to trans 24/7.

Make it less important…like The taliban. The taliban is doing just fine.

Now come Mr taliban tally me banana.

Be kind to everyone?! I dont even like everyone!