I fucking promise you we don’t prefer to drive, it’s the only option we have. Our government fucked us

Well no one does on purpose…

That’s why it’s their handlers job

:(

Then why are you fingers so cheesy

I’m a bilge rat ladies, I’m a serious sailor.

I don’t need two hands just to steal from my neighbor

Denied a mortgage for being too fat…?

All pussy is the best when it’s offered to you