Repeat everything the interviewer says back to them in Yosemite Sam’s voice, but punctuate every sentence with “bitch!”

Look, just ease off on ruining creamsicles for what’s left of the span of time

She refused to appear in unscripted events. People point to Trump’s podcast appearances as the reason he won, but in my opinion it’s closer to the truth to say that Kamala refusing to appear unless everything was closely controlled is what really cost her.

Imminently

Same here, ever since my stock portfolio tatanka’d

They got what their handlers wanted?

I like to think of laws as flibberlintons because who the hell cares if you break a flibberlinton?

Model B1D3N is working as designed

I remember about a decade ago talking about tofu recipes with a colleague who lifted and ate a protein heavy diet.

An older colleague heard us and warned us that eating tofu would cause you to have a surplus of estrogen and make you more feminine.

He was telling this to a guy built like a brick shithouse who had eaten tons of soy protein for the better part of a decade.

It’s that same old thing, something different comes along and some people just have to parrot anything that goes against that thing, even if it’s complete and utter horseshit