As an American I can say the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a hammer is a good guy with a hammer.

This administration sure does love protecting sex criminals.

I went through a powerful magnet phase. Could I just carry one around sucking god from people’s brains? What do I do with god once god has been removed? Are the magnets I have already lousy with god? I don’t think I was given an accurate description of god as a kid or something.