Van Halenhas a clarinet solo in “Could this be Magic” on Women and Children First.

edit: Am I wrong and its on Big Bad Bill on Diver Down?

My buddy lost the ability to father children when his balls got crushed by a Jeep in a car accident. Does that mean he’s gay by default?

This talking point is very popular among the right wing libertarian guys who are so offputting they cannot date their peers.

It’s also popular among Christian fascist theocrats who want to be able to date and marry children.

This was great but at “beautiful women” he would have had a brain fart and started talking about Sydney Sweeney and how the left hates her for being beautiful. “The left hates lots of beautiful women because beautiful women all love me. They all love my big beautiful bills…” et al.

The best explanation I have seen was that it’s like death metal sure there’s varying types and styles within death metal but at the end of the day the only ones who really care about those distinctions are death metal fans.

(My apology to any death metal fan offended by the comparison)

Yes there are technically differing types of people who rape kids but the distinctions are really only relevant to the people treating these child rapists, who need proper terms for diagnosis and treatment, and the community of child rapists themselves.

I recall one overture in particular.

Im not a parent but I would think your kid’s preK teacher telling you there’s a significant issue with your child’s development means something

“Im not a sex pest, I’m iTaLiAn”

-Cuomo more or less

Tom Greene did it much better on his show.

He would be 113. He wouldnt have time or the energy for anyone’s shit after 1980ish.

Alan Dershowitz said in July he would blow his brains out on live television if NYC elected Mamdani.