Said one NASA engineer, “The whole thing gives me the heebie-jeebies.”

According to the Ancient Scrolls, an underwater pool would be filled with heavy water.

Watch out for tube worms.

Grocers almost never backtrack on pricing.

Would The Shining be the same without her spine-wrenchingly iconic opening track?

No.

They did kind of just gloss over the fact Worf was still a Starfleet officer when he assassinated the head of the Klingon Empire.

Well… Ontologically speaking…

Rule #1: Never get out of the car

Art directors are expensive. A guy that can “google it” is much more cost effective.

Aidol? Really?

Unless you sprung a leak, then you got very cool.

Let’s hope that whole “Ultra-Volcano” underneath them doesn’t turn out to be true.

You put it on top so that the flavor of the condiments doesn’t overpower each bite.

Plutonium would be a shade of olive green.