Wow, satire has fallen on hard times. How could they possibly top this?

This is the most terrifying thing I’ve read all week…

Amateur….

Thanks, i got used to Not having One since having surgery for phimosis when I was little. Good to know there’s an option for people who want to have it restored. Options are always good:)

Oh for fucks sake… I wanted to expand my NAS… Crypto was (is still responsible) for the shit state of the GPU Market and now it’s the next scam.