it’s because gay rhymes with TSA, put out your torches and holster your pitchforks.

Amazing how when the undie bomber happened, there JUST HAPPENED to be warehouses full of body scanners with no apparent purpose. Man sure was lucky for them!

He could always move to Russia and get cheap groceries.

Why do you guys think this will make any difference? not even 34 felony convictions made a difference.

and your kids will be in debt.

If mortgages were capped to 20 years, the prices of houses would plummet.

It was the same guy who did his penis.

No, that’s his grandma’s house.

Yell

2015 wants its comment back.

Musical equivalent of Rob Schneider.

from tattoo’d hotdogs.

Things just get better and better for NY.

Meth music.

A famous spokesman for genital herpes.

Ask Ted Nugent.

Acoustics designed to resonate perfectly in a trailer.

Canada has a post secondary education rate of ~66%, and typically votes 66% sane.

if you go to college you can’t even afford to pay for it by 30.

A temporal traveller walks into a bar.

A temporal traveller walks into a bar.