Alligator on a predator.

I’m glad to announce that you’ve been promoted to 1st line starship space marines troopers.

Make us proud, for Earth and controlled democracy.

While I agree that the universe is too vast for any species to meet another one, I secretly hope that if we do it will unite us.

That humanity will realize we are the same species, stop fighting and ruining our world to go fight them and ruin their world (cause that’s what we do and love).

Also that we will react with the golden retriever mindset of two existential questions:

• Can I eat this?
• Can I fuck this?

!aphantasia@lemmy.world !aphantasie@jlai.lu

Amen brother.

I’ll buy a 13’’ iPad Pro right now if it could do all those “non-mobile OS” things for a perfect small productivity machine.

Hell, I’ll even buy the official pen, keyboard and the non-existent docking station for office use.