Yeah, fuck that. I tear out tags, or cut them off. Some t-shirts actually come tag-less or put the tag at the bottom.

The older I get (I’m 54) I find the less tolerance I have for bullshit.

I can hear Burgess Merideth’s gravelly voice: “Eye of the tiger Rock, eye of the tiger!”

(bomp… bomp, bomp, bomp… bomp, bomp, boooommmp)

Cue the Clerks Death Star II argument.

I had to do a double take because I thought this was an Onion article.