I had to read that title a few times. As it potentially could be its own answer: offer a blowjob

…I know, I’ll see myself out now…

Is this just a redrawn version of the boardroom meme?

https://imgflip.com/memetemplate/Boardroom-Meeting-Suggestion

I guess it depends on how long your thumb is

You know what doesnt lose value from a cat curling up on it or a power outage?

Precious metals.

Don’t think gold is going anywhere as much as bit coin and the trump administration would love it to.