Will do!

Maggi seasoning:

The flavor is a little bit like soy sauce, but it has ‘umami’ taste too.

It’s pretty unique, but fucking delicious in things like banh mi sandwiches or stir fry.

A tiny little bit goes a long way - don’t overdo it!

We’re basically a reverse jelly fish piloting a meat mech.

Not unless it motivates someone to depose him.

His base doesn’t care, his opposition follows the rules, and the rules don’t apply to him.

You guys overthrew us British for far less.

That was back when the US had a spine. Nowadays we’re the dried up old man who won’t shut up about how good at football he was when he was in his 20s.

GOP: Genital Optics Police

Flush the floaters day. Every year we guillotine the 10 (+an additional 10 each successive year) richest people on the planet. Once everyone has baseline access to food, housing, healthcare, education, etc, we put the guillotines on standby and instead have an annual feast. If conditions backslide, or if we’ve failed to reach the feast benchmark by the 10th anniversary, we switch from guillotining the 10 richest individuals to the 10 richest families with case-by-case exceptions being considered for anyone in the bloodlines in question who have shown that they’re worth keeping alive.

…dude half of my neighbors want to see me killed because of things like me refusing to worship that dead neonazi that recently got himself shot in the neck.

They’d buy off my possessions just so they could see my reaction as they set them ablaze.

No, not in my country (US). People will not band together like that again, possibly ever.