Oh. We can save you poor child from your Canadian bonds. No more high taxes, no more socialized healthcare. Nope, you get to freely go into massive amounts of debt because you had a heart attack while unemployed and had to choose between food and cobra insurance that is 3x… wait where was I going with this? Right right. Freedom… Tell you what, just stay there, it’s better. Fuck it, even I’m leaving. See you American fuckers when you can afford to take off 5 days for a cram filled vacation in Spain.

Bleh. Late 90s I was a mobile pc tech and I could have used these gloves back then on some computers. People are gross.

Sheesh people, it’s “fuck around and find out”. Probably more appropriate in the leopards eating face context but this works enough.