A dry man ain’t worth knowing.

Unless they’re being sent into a war. Then at 18 they’re men.

Where did you find that picture of my beard?

Yep. And for anyone saying they’ve never heard that nickname for Clinton, Bubba Clinton is also mentioned in the docs.

-Michael Scott

Awww, look at the triggered little snowflake! How cute!

At .4% I call it Death. By 25% I think that’s just a type of embalming procedure.

That’s painfully accurate in some places down here. And if you’re ever through that way again there’s some decent fishing in Lake Texana. Got a whole mess of catfish out there a couple of weeks back.

Cold jeans. It’s a fucking scarecrow again

Is it? I’m not the one downvoting here, I’m just not convinced. There’s still a lot of folks drinking drip coffee at home or at greasy spoon joints every day. Starbucks and the like is loudly popular but tons of folks still use the old drip machines or (ugh) cup/pod systems.