Maybe I should have rephrased this. I can find a doctor. How do I choose one?

Thanks! I’ll post there as well.

Say you’ve done that. How do you choose one? What criteria should I look for? Where they went to school? Are health grades any good?

Can you put your wife on the phone for me?

So is this xenophobia you have or specifically you hate all Americans?

As an American, let me thoroughly reassure you: we don’t want Canada to join the Union either.

Something from Red Burrito perhaps? Based solely on the Carl’s Jr stuff on the table.

I don’t know how to be an adult, but I know how to be a person.

Vacuum the moon.

Thank you for your insight.

The concept is still bullshit. You can describe any job in three words to the same extent that “I catch fish” is informative. That’s all I’m saying.

Wasted time playing WoW with catfish.

Maybe projecting there…

Saying “I catch fish” is as descriptive as the first guy saying “sales analyst”. Second person is a software developer, third guy is a systems architect. So you catch fish? Sure. What kind? On a river? In the ocean? Do you really just press a button that rolls up a big net full of turtles and dolphins as well and you’re destroying the delicate balance of a fragile ecosystem? Are you a fishing guide?

Anyone can describe their job in three words. Understanding it is on you, man.

I can usually pick out homeschooled kids based on how old they are yet they still have speech impediments.

I think they had to eat something like this on the Amazing Race. It was the dozenth time or so that I realized there are things I won’t do for a shot at a million bucks. Right up there with the African tribe you had to let the elder spit on your face as a greeting.