Oh this big chunky tactical watch… It’s so I’m not late to the antifa meeting brother.

The great thing about cops is that their favorite activity while off duty is telling everyone around them they are cops. It’s an all consuming lifestyle of being a bully and proud of it 24/7, so much to the point that they don’t really understand how to be a normal person.

“Just gotta cover my high and tight haircut with a ball cap and some raybands and my disguise is complete”. “Of course I’m not a police officer, do you not see that I am wearing cargo pants and/or a western cut blue jeans?”