Jesus

Enjoy being outside, because you are now unemployed and homeless

Or drag his feet so long on dropping out that the best they could do was throw a wet noodle like kamala in.

Oops didnt mean to! /$

It’s almost like they understand that access to basic necessities is gatekeeped away from the people. Accept or suffer

Only the worst of us

Nah, I’m getting mad.

Not a fan of capitalism? Just exploit the working class duh!

Who pays off a house by the time they are 30?

For now… until they want you to have less. For fun this time.

I really thought medical bills would solve that problem.

If you want a shelter, you can use sticks and leaves in the forest and build something halfway decent at least.

Wrong, someone owns the forest and your encampment will be destroyed upon discovery.

So… how was your vasectomy?

These are the financial professionals that normal people should be able to trust to make important decisions.

Arent you renting or paying income taxes? Its not your planet, thats why you have to pay to exist here.

And they’ll bring that shit home too.

Of course, why would you leave your new significant other in outerspace?

To live a life full of meaning.

Aka basements, drugs, gaming, asian food, and tons of easy to find gay sex.

I can’t fathom a worse time to fold

Democrats_IRL

Replacing First-past-the-post voting will allow yhe democrats to run alongside other 3rd parties without a spoiler effect.

I would never want blue conservatives to be unable to vote how they want. I would never want to do what they do to us.

Plowing them fields is hard work.